Puns

What was the female student of geometry looking for at the beach?
A tangent.

What do you get when you cross a humming bird with a doorbell?
A humdinger.

Help Wanted: Telepathic Assistant. You know where to apply.

Q. Why were the screams coming from the kitchen?
A. The cook was beating the eggs.

Q. Who were the first people to invent a plane that couldn't fly?
A. The wrong brothers.

Q: What is the biggest ant?
A: An Elephant

Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
To a crow bar.

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won a race one day.
Two-two won one too.

What was the name of the snake the joined the Canadian police force?
Mountie Python.

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