Puns

Psychologist: A person that pulls habits out of rats.
One frog to another: Time's fun when your having flies.
Olympic officials: The souls that time men's tries.
Ecologists beleive that a bird in the bush is worth two in the hand.
Hangover: The wrath of grapes
A bunch of cattle put into a satellite would be called the herd shot round the world.
When a Japanese car factory blew up, it was raining Datsun cogs.
Combined charity drives put all the begs in one ask-it.
Sign on a bar: Our customers arrive optimistically and leave misty optically.

What's the difference between a dentist and New York baseball fan?
One yanks for the roots; the other roots for the Yanks.

What's the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe?
One makes acorns; the other makes corns ache.

What's the difference between a tube and a crazy Dutchman?
One is a hollow cylinder; the other is a silly Hollander.

What's the difference between photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimilies; the other makes sick families.

What's the difference between a mose and a pretty girl?
One harms the cheese; the other charms the he's.

What's the difference between a pursued deer and an undersized witch?
One is a hunted stag; the other is a stunted hag.

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