Corny Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.

What did the letter say to the stamps?
Stick with me and we'll go places.

What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.

What kind of rooms have no walls?
Mushrooms.

What happened to the boy that drank 8 cokes?
He burped 7-Up.

When is door not a door?
When it's ajar.

Why is 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

"Call me a cab."
"Okay, you're a cab!"

Why did Bob throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see butter fly.

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