Corny Jokes

Why did Bob throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

Why did Bob take his magic beans to the ballpark?
He wanted to see the Giants play.

Why didn't Bob open the refrigerator?
He was embarrassed to see the salad dressing.

Why did Bob jump off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a smash hit on Broadway.

Where do elephants store their clothes?
In their trunks.

How can you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away its credit card.

What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
It lets out a little whine.

How can you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one.

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