Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hearsay.
Hearsay who?
Hearsay page full of knock-knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold outside!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Della.
Della who?
Della Catessen.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore locked?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nicholas.
Nicholas who?
Nicholas half as much as a dime.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos quito bit me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Walter.
Walter who?
Walter wall carpeting.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy moon comes over the mountain.

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