Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you don't feed it.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip the tub so I can take a bath.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur mometer is broken.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel out of order?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben browning the chicken while you were gone.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you very much!

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