Misc. Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

(Sung) The hills are alive, and they're coming to get you!

Jesus said glutteny is a sin, would you like a doggy bag?

"Define parallel lines."
"Two lines that never meet unless you bend one or both of them."

Two straight lines can not enclose a space unless they are crooked.

Correct this sentece: "It was me who broke the window."
"It wasn't me who broke the window."

"Name six animals from the arctic region."
"Three bears and three seals."

Wife: "Is it true that money talks?"
Husband: "That's what they say."
Wife: "Well, leave a little here to talk to me. I get so lonely."

"Name four animals of the cat family."
"The father cat, the mother cat, and two kittens."

The future of "I give" is "I take."

Hard disk corrupted: Smash forehead on keyboard to exit.

File SENILE.COM found ... Out of memory.

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