Insults

One of your guests insulted me!
Only one?

Joe: "Say, does your wife play bridge for money?"
Bob: "Maybe she plays for it, but she never gets any."

Rose: "What is your worst sin?"
Daisy: "My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty."
Rose: "That isn't vanity dear - that's imagination."

Student: "I really don't think I deserve a F."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it is the lowest grade I can give you."

A sincere friend is one who says nasty things to your face, instead of saying them behind your back.

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