Corny Jokes

What time is it when your clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

What is six feet long, green, and has two tongues?
The Jolly Green Giant's sneakers.

How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.

At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.

What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.

What makes the tower of Pisa lean?
It never eats.

How do you make an elephant stew?
Keep it waiting for two hours.

How can you make money fast?
Don't feed it.

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